secondhand manifesto
Jun 04
(Source: dancersaretheathletesofgod, via brambleberrycottage)
(Source: holyforestfairy, via brambleberrycottage)
Jun 03
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
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When something bad happens:
True is it that we have seen better days.
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When something REALLY bad happens:
O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
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When my girlfriend abandons me for food:
FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
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When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:
BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
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When I burn something while cooking:
MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
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When human stupidity frustrates me:
LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
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When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:
NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
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When I'm broke:
My pride fell with my fortunes
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When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:
OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
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When someone disagrees with me:
THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
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When I argue with my girlfriend:
The course of true love never did run smooth.
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When I'm embarrassed:
MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
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Someone says "Good Night":
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
roseapples:
Can I go here? Please?
(via brambleberrycottage)
Jun 02
(via enchanted-fairytale-dreams)
Here you are foreign by ~BubbleguN-oo
(Source: fantasyscapes, via brambleberrycottage)
Jun 01
[video]
bluepueblo:
Ancient Castle, Normandy, France
photo via ariana
(via brambleberrycottage)
May 31
(via brambleberrycottage)
“I tend to be rather inconsequential and trail off.”
— Edward Gorey (via calochortus)
